BREAKING: Buhari, the killer of thousand Nigerians, In Critical Condition In UK As Doctors Diagnose Him With Brain Cancer, Cardiovascular Disease

Report coming in to our news desk has it that Nigerian president, Muhammadu Buhari has been diagnosed of brain cancer and cardiovascular disease by his doctors in the United Kingdom which automatically makes him incapable of piloting the affairs of the country.

Reportedly, he would however have to spend another 6 weeks after the official 10 days he was suppose to stay on vacation.